LBA Senior Singles League – Week 2 Recap

🎳 Finnearty’s Flawless Start… Against Nobody

The LBA Senior Singles League has finished its second week, and the lanes are buzzing with competition. At the top of the heap sits Brad Finnearty, undefeated at 8-0.

But before anyone crowns him, let’s read the fine print:

Week 1: Brad bowled against the vacant spot.
Week 2: He faced an absent bowler.

So yes, technically undefeated. But also technically untested.

“Brad is the Rocky Balboa of shadowboxing.”

⚡ The Real Action

While Brad’s battling ghosts, the real fight is happening just behind him. Marylan Drury, Vicki Trein, and Carl Drury are all tied for second with 6-2 records, proving they can win against actual people.

💥 Schorr Strikes Big

The week’s fireworks came from Bob Schorr, who turned in:

High Scratch Series: 578
High Scratch Game: 244
High Handicap Game: 265

Bob didn’t just hit the pins—he owned the scoreboard.

“Bob didn’t just show up—he showed out.”

🌟 Mary McKenzie Delivers

Not to be overlooked, Mary McKenzie rolled her way to both women’s honors:

High Scratch Game: 213
High Scratch Series: 542

Smooth. Steady. Strong. Mary brought the heat this week.

🤔 Brad’s “Highlight”

To Brad’s credit, he does appear in the honor roll with the High Handicap Series (653). But let’s be honest: until he faces someone who’s physically present, it’s a dubious honor at best.

“Brad will tell you he’s undefeated. We’ll tell you it’s a technicality.”

📅 Looking Ahead

The pins drop again Tuesday at 1 p.m. Expect the competition to tighten, the scores to rise, and maybe—just maybe—Brad to bowl against someone who breathes.